Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
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Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I went home with a guy I met at the bar. I warned him that I was on my period, but he said it was fine. Not only was the sex awful, I woke up to find that he'd smeared period blood on my face in the dark. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
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captainfalcon7 0
tell him he's gonna have to wear three condoms because he might "leak" through the first
deviable 9
Nice to see chivalry is going strong.
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ElyshaPaige 0
yeah, cause that's what every girl talks about with their boyfriend...who mentions that in a casual conversation? YDI
melibear89 7
When your in a relationship you talk about EVERYTHING. My boyfriend always asks about my period and I answer his questions. If you don't talk about that kinda stuff in your relationship your other half ( if you have one) probably sees you as an up tight prude that can't let talk about their personal stuff.
ElyshaPaige 0
I doubt any guy wants to hear about a girls period. and I have "an other half" and we don't talk about that. it's good to talk to each other, but there are some things you just shouldn't talk about. that is one of them.
penguinazul 13
How old are you? Because in adult relationships, you don't give a crap about what your body does. Sometimes it's necessary to tell your boyfriend about the things that go on with your body so that when he goes exploring, he won't encounter something he doesn't want to encounter. Also, if he knows what goes on with your bodily functions, if something goes awry, he knows when to be worried and when not to worry. These things are important, and if they aren't important to you now, then you must be rather young.
melibear89 7
Sitting on towels isn't all that bad. I brought a towel with me in case I bled through onto my boyfriends sheets or truck seats. The only thing bad in this FML is his reaction and the mannor he did things. Otherwise there is nothing wrong here
tj4234 36
you know... i did this to my friend once for a joke...
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Congrats, you're dating a 10 year old.
kbg8409 0
I'm a girl, and I understand his point. I wouldn't want blood on my seats either! he just put a towel down, you're acting like he didn't let you ride in his car at all! why just let you period all over his seats when he can save his seats and put a towel down?! and you're a girl, who should know her cycle by now, and if it's an irregular period, then ALWAYS carry tampons..?! be responsible. don't act like he's an asshole for wanting to save his seats from blood.
kbg8409 0
that's just like you sitting in your car on your period, would you rather sit on a towel or purposely get blood on your seat and ruin it? you could use a towel and prevent it, just like he was preventing it.
kbg8409 0
whoops disregard everything I said, I missed the part where you said you were wearing a tampon. but still it's no big deal to sit on a towel just it case. get over it. YDI
cab227 2
Even if she soaked through her tampon, her underwear and pants would've caught any other blood. Besides, you should wear a panty liner just for that reason. Her boyfriend was a bit extreme.
katt_is_here 24
If this is a legitimate concern of yours Miss Random Letters and Numbers, I think you need a new brand or you are putting them in wrong. Over 14 years worth of mother nature's cruel joke and I've never had that problem.
DaveMatthewsBand 4
Haha to BB_ava, just cuz she said she started her period doesn't mean it's the very first time. Just sayin :)
Pjaney 5
You need to have a good talk with him about his insensitive attitude if you don't want this situation repeating itself every month (presuming you are a regular kind of girl that is!!).
Grouse 5
Guys really don't want to hear about, I'm sorry to say.
Prizz94 0
At least he didn't kick you out of the car.
Dylan420z 4
Dont wanna stain his seats. Unless its leather..