Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
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Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I went home with a guy I met at the bar. I warned him that I was on my period, but he said it was fine. Not only was the sex awful, I woke up to find that he'd smeared period blood on my face in the dark. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
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captainfalcon7 0
tell him he's gonna have to wear three condoms because he might "leak" through the first
deviable 9
Nice to see chivalry is going strong.
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Comments (186)
GameOver008 1
Why tell em?
shootxtoxkill172 0
This isn't a real fml.
onedayinamsterda 14
if op's bf is that stupid, she'd be better off without him
mijnliefje 2
Why say anything?
SucksToBeYouBruh 0
You should have thrown the used tampon in his face.
SucksToBeYouBruh 0
Hahaha
mrlopez 13
I know it's tempting to begin a "she's the right one" comment, but if she can't learn how to be clean and sensitive, opting to stain car seats anyways, the car is not a place she should be.
sighawkward 6
She was wearing a tampon.. Duh!
ntm_fml 0
bleeding love
ppl2ppl 4
Wow, your boyfriend is an idiot.
TooMuchToBear 6
So, what you're saying is, this isn't possible?
MetaGirl 3
How awful! You had to sit on comfy towels! Every chick knows leaks happen. Preventative action warranted for cloth seats. By far, not an FML.