Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I went home with a guy I met at the bar. I warned him that I was on my period, but he said it was fine. Not only was the sex awful, I woke up to find that he'd smeared period blood on my face in the dark. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
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captainfalcon7 0
tell him he's gonna have to wear three condoms because he might "leak" through the first
deviable 9
Nice to see chivalry is going strong.
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Comments (186)
Demonyx 6
Tell him he has to wear extra thick condoms cuz your afraid the regular ones might leak. They do exist btw, they're mostly for guys with piercings
ccoverup 5
How is this f your l? What if he just didnt want to get his car dirty. Its not like sitting on towels will affect you much anyway
user999 1
It's not your bf fault blood comes out of you every month, and it's not the cars fault either, so you should think about your bf car too, probably he loves his car and he just tries to keep it clean. He over does it but a man's car is a man's true love....!!
fabian16 0
What kind of car does he have ? ;D
loganmarquez 3
Better safe than sorry.
kaileigh33 0
^this is to BB_Ava
419 0
Sitting on towels isn't THAT bad of a thing...
eejayee 0
you deserve it for being a girl.
grudger 14
I'm sorry your boyfriend is a major douche, perhaps you should dump him
diablo83 4
Ydi for having periods