Love: Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early...

By anonymous - 21/12/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML

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By lovinglife - 24/12/2011 12:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML

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By Jolene - 26/12/2012 14:32 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML

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By cwhitney7 - 22/12/2014 15:04 - United States - Waltham

Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 23:36 - Canada

Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML

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By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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By The hopeful - 26/12/2016 08:29

Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML

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By FML - 24/12/2011 01:32 - Sweden

Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By Christmasloverandstuff - 25/12/2012 17:45 - United States

Today, my extended family came over for Christmas. I forgot to get a present for my extremely sensitive aunt. I took a gift from my re-gift pile and wrapped it quickly. Little did I remember that it was the same gift she gave me last year. She noticed. FML

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By HeSucks - 25/12/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 02:26 - United States - Tucson

Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML

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Monday 21 December 2009 23:13

Your boyfriend FTW.

trillian_fml 0

Monday 21 December 2009 23:45

at least it wasn't someone else's sweater

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l3allin_all_day 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 20:50

were you hoping for a sammich maker

CocoTheTruth 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 17:53

hahahhahahahhaha

FranzFerdinand 18

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:16

He should have gotten you his dick in a box.

I_Ate_The_Cookie 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 2:53

Light his ass on fire!!!!!(: Burn,Baby,Burn! Naw,Im kiddin lol. .....or am i?????.....

kei1108 13

Friday 13 January 2012 15:19

Break up!!!!

redhedsaysrawr 18

Thursday 7 June 2012 14:17

Perhaps he was trying to throw you off and will propose? Maybe he isn't really going to his grandparents for Christmas...

ILuv_toaster182 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 2:47

Bye bye boyfriend!:)

scarlett3diaz 24

Monday 25 May 2015 4:30

at least he attempts to give you a gift ?

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