Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
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ccsmilvr 0
Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??
mrbattleman 10
maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf
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Comments (337)
Nikelopez 11
I'd rather sleep by my girl instead of with her.
Danielle321Elz 7
in between your toes ^^
BSwag40 0
Trooper
sappy0 5
Seriously OP?... ARMPITS?! WTH??!? Could anything else possibly yell SELFISH any louder? He obviously doesn't give a rat's ass about your feelings & pleasure, as long as he gets his jollies. That could be his idea of "safe sex" with you while he does it right with someone else. Trust your chosen advisors here... DUMP HIS SELFISH ASS!!!
brina53 4
Either ur the best gf in the universe or ur an enabler/push over
athos1237 4
When he brings in the dog . . . Run!
police11942 1
****....?
withered 30
Why do you even let him? And why the hell did you let him anal? If a guy wants anal he's gay... Anyways if he gets bored stich something in his ******* ass... or even better... leave the idiot and find a decent guy.
moondogg74 1
Maybe you should just join me and my wife. We will do it in the right spots with you.
hateevryone 14
when he bring his friends, that's when you draw the line.