Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
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Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
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thatnakedguy 17
Must of been a hell of a fart to paralyse you
pdp_fml 21
Why didn't you try to wake him up and leave the theater?
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Comments (82)
AndronicusPark 10
I did this to a friend of mine. I didn't realize how much it traumatized him until afterwards. I sort of felt bad. But I was right there in the room. He could've woken me up at anytime.
jairolover 25
should have waken him up. It was that simple.
Kendra Dawn 6
Why would you not just shut it off???