Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
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Stumblebum30 5
if he's that insensitive....good riddens to bad rubbish!
junglehair 0
THAT SUCKS! lol why are all you guys ^^ so insensitive? "YDI for being clumsy AND dating an asshole" thats just plain mean
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Comments (38)
kristidgranger 3
The we need to talk thing; u should have seen the breakup coming. Sucks though that he did that.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Next time don't date an asshole. Hopefully, a lesson learned.
wazdog 4
What's the FML here? Break ups happen all the time. It just so happened the OP tripped right before it.
dannidelion226 0
ok it sucks that you fell down and that your ex is an asshole, but you shouldnt have expected a kiss from him if he says "we need to talk". people dont say that just so that you can discuss what your gonna do that day. but he could have helped you up, the jackass
xoluvinshayxo 0
you shoulda spit in his eye!
Crazyging 0
They just hit you when your down don't they lol FYL
LoHo14 0
This doesn't make sense?! why would HE leave if you were at his house?
aeux 0
Very inconsiderate boyfriend. :-/
hassenpfeffermmm 0
Perhaps he left bc ur a clutz.
matiu_fml 0
Question, why was he standing over your unconscious body? Phycho...he probably kicked you in the leg while you were out and was about to do somthing else until you came-to. You should count your lucky starts the freak didn't do anything. For all you know, he pushed you down the stairs but have no recollection of it, which is normal after a concussion