Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
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Stumblebum30 5
if he's that insensitive....good riddens to bad rubbish!
junglehair 0
THAT SUCKS! lol why are all you guys ^^ so insensitive? "YDI for being clumsy AND dating an asshole" thats just plain mean
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Comments (38)
superbabies 0
Definitely sucks you fell but if he was gonna break up with you, hurting yourself isn't going to prolong the relationship. So you dated a tactless asshole. FYL
glitterbabe224 0
you don't deserve it at all. who voted for that? rediculous. but YLS, cause you dated a dick. waste of time, eh?
masteroftheWTF 0
Well, hurting herself wasn't an attempt to prolong it so I don't see where that figures in. I also think if he cares about her at all, he ought to ask if she's alright, I know I've got plenty of relationships that for whatever reason just didn't work out, however, I don't have any hard feelings about them, and if any of my exes were hurt I wouldn't just walk away. I hang out with most of them as friends anyway.
TheEpicPies 15
That's harsh.
13yearoldpridigy 1
*mean *break
bub4589 10
Did he help you up? That sucks he left you like that. FYL
katcoquettish 7
What a douche
hollyciao 4
why would the first thing you do after waking up from unconsciousness to smile and ask for a kiss?
wasliedtoasakid 22
WHAT.THE.HELL
RebeccaRFT 18
Guys she was going to ask for a freakin kiss. 1, that's weird when you freakin fall down the stairs. 2, if she was gonna smile and ask for one, she was fine enough for a break up