Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool....

By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

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Livzii 5

Monday 15 August 2011 23:07

karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her

kidcanada 4

Monday 15 August 2011 23:08

What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her

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mylifepwnz 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:52

He wanted u to cry...?

devinewind 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:52

boo hoo. Suck it up, better your situation and move on or go eat a gallon of ice cream.

bkkingkeokuk 1

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:15

Is wayne brady going to have to choke a bitch

coloris 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:23

What a bitch

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:25

When fat people get dumped at the pool, isn't there a huge, comedic splash à la "Shallow Hal?"

xavierpineda2 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:26

hit the gym fatty!!

xoxogossipgirl9 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:33

i would've slapped that bitch -.-

Keeelsey 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:34

Should have snapped her in half.

ashhxoxo 14

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:45

Don't worry too much, either she'll get really fat or her kids will. I'm sure you're beautiful and she's a skinny bimbo. :)

nc21690 19

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:49

What a bitch what goes around comes around

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