Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years left me for the woman I had previously expressed concerns about. I wouldn't feel so bad if he hadn't dumped me and then got with her not even two hours later. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
No, you shouldn't feel bad. Your ex is an asshole. Good riddance.
PikarooArtist 17
Good ******* riddance, if that is his logic then be happy that the dumbass left because he's an idiot for doing that, you deserve so much better!
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Comments (40)
baristalbc 18
Don't sweat it OP. The love of my life married a girl I introduced him to as a friend. But don't despair, when she posts on Facebook their anniversary and how happy she is that they met, she gives someone else credit for introducing them. As if there was no way I could remotely ever be responsible for his happiness, I can't even be given be credit for introducing them, as if I didn't exist. Seriously, FML.
arianascholes 10
I'm just playing devils advocate here so don't hate me, but at least he ended things instead of cheating on you and making that sting even more. Even so he's still an asshole and you deserve better OP :)
quantumkumquat 1
Geez, you people are so quick to jump to conclusions. Just because the guy decided to move on doesn't make him a complete asshole. He has every right to be with whomever he's most attracted to. There's no need to be pretentious about it.
Rabite 28
Nobody cares if he moves on or not. They care about the reason he told her. It's a difference if you break up by saying "Sorry this isn't working anymore and I already found a new girlfriend." or to tell her "Oh hey, it's over. Found a prettier version of you. Bye. LOL.".
makkdooz 3
OP is a typically **** bitch. She deserves death.