Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
The betrayal!
Today, my boyfriend of 7 years left me for the woman I had previously expressed concerns about. I wouldn't feel so bad if he hadn't dumped me and then got with her not even two hours later. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML
You can't hurry love
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Top comments
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
No, you shouldn't feel bad. Your ex is an asshole. Good riddance.
PikarooArtist 17
Good ******* riddance, if that is his logic then be happy that the dumbass left because he's an idiot for doing that, you deserve so much better!
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Comments (40)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
what's the alternative, stay with someone who doesn't make you completely happy for the sake of being nice. There's always two way of seeing this, depends on the perspective you choose to see it.
icefishbaby 14
I agree that if the boyfriend prefers another girl over his girlfriend (even for a superficial reason), he shouldn't be with his girlfriend because it really isn't fair to her. But it was cruel of him to tell OP that he was breaking up with her because the other girl is (according to him) a prettier version of her.
RichardPencil 32
Rookie mistake. Early in a relationship, you never introduce your boyfriend to your hotter friends. Keep up this separation until his funeral.
zeeba_neighba 10
Why the thumbs down? Do some people not understand sarcasm?
whathepony 13
Yeah you shouldn't feel bad because he's shallow and no one needs people who will give up on you when you start to get old :)
I_Like_Boobs 14
by any chance do you have anymore friends ?
zaidthunder1 27
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, in other words it's a relative term.
StickyPickles 33
I firmly believe in karma and it has a rule for this. . Karma says, you will fall in love with one that doesn't love you, for not loving the one who did. . So, don't feel too bad because chances are something much worse will happen to him. . My opinion anyway
Rabite 28
In that case karma sucks.
FoxOne_fml 12
Better to find out he is an asshole and get rid of him now instead of later. Sorry you had to learn he was such a jerk the hard way.
jessicasoho 13
Not matter how pretty she is, there's some guy out there sick of her shit.
danm19 15
Date one of his friends
cootiequeen4444 11
And she was cool with that? The other girl. I don't care if the guy was a carbon copy of *insert some really hot celebrity or something*, I'd just say 'no'. Being a douchnozzle isn't attractive or enticing at all. I wouldn't even try to be nice when saying no either. or maybe I would be normal/"nice". I'm really awkward and the times I've had to turn people down involved spontaneous laughter and grimacing and other stuff that make me feel like rotten trash bag later on. at least in this scenario I wouldn't have to feel like garbage after the fact.
Rabite 28
You think his pickup line was "Hey you, you look like a hotter version of my girlfriend. Wanna hang out and have sex?"?