Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML
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Hi, FMLer here. The reason my mother said that was because she wanted me to get back together with my first boyfriend, though I've been with my new fiance for 5 years. She never got over me leaving my first and never accepted anyone after. And as you might have noticed in my previous paragraph- I said yes! (And by the way, my father told my mother if she leaves, he'd stay and wouldnt give her the car keys. ;) )
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The_Great_Zucchi 15
So, don't stop there, what did you say?
albinoninja 0
Dude your mom sucks if she would do that in public... Seriously FYL... So what was you answer??? :p
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Comments (498)
Hive_Node 2
Sounds like nobody clapped for her when your dad asked her to marry him.
Trouble19 0
If say yes if I liked him that much, it'd be a bonus if it pissed off my mom.
dan148 0
Haha ur moms a ********
ddrluna 2
Everyone: Read #39. The explanation is there. Also, congratulations. I'm glad you didn't listen to her. Moms can be batshit crazy sometimes.
gottice 0
Hey if ur in love ur mom will hav to deal with it she doesn't run ur life anymore.
grizsta 0
Say yes!!!!!!!
jamsey 0
Wow, what a b****
hockeyfan1 0
What a bitch.
JillianIsLoveee 0
I love that you said yes!! Congrats, and your father is awesome
666kyle666 0
Sorry man