Love: Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started... - FML

By ThanksMom - 02/06/2009 12:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

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ThanksMom 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:26

Hi, FMLer here. The reason my mother said that was because she wanted me to get back together with my first boyfriend, though I've been with my new fiance for 5 years. She never got over me leaving my first and never accepted anyone after. And as you might have noticed in my previous paragraph- I said yes! (And by the way, my father told my mother if she leaves, he'd stay and wouldnt give her the car keys. ;) )

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

So, don't stop there, what did you say?

albinoninja 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

Dude your mom sucks if she would do that in public... Seriously FYL... So what was you answer??? :p

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Hive_Node 2

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:35

Sounds like nobody clapped for her when your dad asked her to marry him.

Trouble19 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:35

If say yes if I liked him that much, it'd be a bonus if it pissed off my mom.

dan148 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:35

Haha ur moms a ********

ddrluna 2

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:40

Everyone: Read #39. The explanation is there. Also, congratulations. I'm glad you didn't listen to her. Moms can be batshit crazy sometimes.

gottice 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:42

Hey if ur in love ur mom will hav to deal with it she doesn't run ur life anymore.

grizsta 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:43

Say yes!!!!!!!

jamsey 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:44

Wow, what a b****

hockeyfan1 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:45

What a bitch.

JillianIsLoveee 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:45

I love that you said yes!! Congrats, and your father is awesome

666kyle666 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:45

Sorry man

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