Love: Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started... - FML

By ThanksMom - 02/06/2009 12:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

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ThanksMom 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:26

Hi, FMLer here. The reason my mother said that was because she wanted me to get back together with my first boyfriend, though I've been with my new fiance for 5 years. She never got over me leaving my first and never accepted anyone after. And as you might have noticed in my previous paragraph- I said yes! (And by the way, my father told my mother if she leaves, he'd stay and wouldnt give her the car keys. ;) )

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

So, don't stop there, what did you say?

albinoninja 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

Dude your mom sucks if she would do that in public... Seriously FYL... So what was you answer??? :p

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hcfielden 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:45

Ur mom seems mean

crap09 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:46

#39, that maybe the FIRST time an FMLer commented on their own FML. Congradulations, by the way!

idfk_wtf 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:48

W0w

starsweetness 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:49

What a biatch!!'

nicknmxer 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:51

Either ur boyfriend sucks or your moms a butthead

intrepid00 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:52

#39 Well she can STFU and GTFO

fegd 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:52

He proposed to you in the presence of your parents? What a douche

RedRose 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:53

What does XD mean??

HeyGirlHey8D 1

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:53

Your moms a bitch! I hope you said yes(:

24788 6

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:53

Wow, she's not very accepting.

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