Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML
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Hi, FMLer here. The reason my mother said that was because she wanted me to get back together with my first boyfriend, though I've been with my new fiance for 5 years. She never got over me leaving my first and never accepted anyone after. And as you might have noticed in my previous paragraph- I said yes! (And by the way, my father told my mother if she leaves, he'd stay and wouldnt give her the car keys. ;) )
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The_Great_Zucchi 15
So, don't stop there, what did you say?
albinoninja 0
Dude your mom sucks if she would do that in public... Seriously FYL... So what was you answer??? :p
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Comments (498)
h2o_fml 0
Wat sis u say?
danny57_fml 0
props to your dad!
rclarissa 0
Wow that sux what did u say
iDontFail_xD 0
#8, I think it's " your " and not " you're ", unless you could say the following : " You are mom's a bitch, but who cares. "
deppfreako 0
Maybe she didn't want to stay for what you guys would do afterwards?
NoMercy_fml 0
**** You Bitch! I'm going to be around forever!!! That's an appropriate response
llSgtScopell 0
Im guessing he didnt go the traditional route and ask your parents for permission first eh?
dan81892 2
#12, what?
jturcio 0
Did you say yes. Anywayz FYL.
dammn 0
did you say yes ?