Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, starting to get intimate with him, when one of his friends walked into the room, grabbed my leg, and pulled me onto the floor. His reason? He was hungry and wanted to go to McDonald's. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12
We're men. We don't waste food.
lolmigosh 15
Talk about a yummy burger!
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Comments (304)
picabo889 11
i'm a girl and would do the exact same thing! cold burgers are gross, her boobs aren't gonna go bad!
SauseBause 0
Did you not take the car?
SauseBause 0
Wrong fml. Sorry guys.
bkina 0
Not bad at all.. The man was eating give him time to finish and then ravish him up from head to toe!!!!! Does suck when your food gets cold.
EireGoBragh 1
Jesus, I hate it when people bitch about shit like this. "Waaaah, my boyfwiend didn't asked my wait five minutes to have sex, clearly he doesn't love me". The man was ******* eating. You knew he was eating when you decided to take your shirt off. Is he not allowed to be hungry and want to enjoy a meal; are you so narcissistic that every single pleasure in the world has to take a back burner to you every single time?
Shade81 0
To get things frisky you should have made him a sandwhich.. Even if he already had a burger.
fmltgif 0
unlike the burger your boobs weren't gonna get cold
CptSplash 1
Let the man eat.
201019tony89 0
That would have ended the mood if a women would have done that to me ha ha I thank it would have probably ended the relationship for a while also ha ha
ColinEllis 0
"classic"