soooyeah
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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0
you've chosen a winner.
DRchika 0
That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^
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shmaller 0
Your boyfriend's awesome. Have more sex with him.
I_am_stupid_also 6
So did he come back and do the 12 year-old's version of 9 1/2 weeks and let the popsicle melt onto your body?
Rhern 0
I get the impression if you diclosed your boyfriend's age you'd be admitting to a felony....
angelxcollins 0
oh my gooosh hahaha. but in all honesty i can't say i wouldn't do the same. lol @ 44
poolshark 0
#29- I thought it was pretty clear the OP didn't have a 'Good Humor'... why else would her boyfriend have to run to the ice cream truck?
I_am_stupid_also 6
#31 - it's caused by the release of oxytocin when you start messing around. It's their version of blue balls.
dspadres 0
cheers #31. couldn't agree more.
fsamslife92 8
i would laugh and get dressed and follow him.
pancakelover 0
Ok? I'm female and I would do that to if I had some loose change and heard the ice cream man outside.
shellyelly 0
Your boyfriend is freaking awesome.