soooyeah
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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0
you've chosen a winner.
DRchika 0
That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^
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sampsonite24 0
who doesnt love the ice cream man
nikkimomo 0
Oh my god! That's horrible haha. I can definitely see my boyfriend doing something like this. One time I was giving my boyfriend a ******* while we lay on the couch, and all of a sudden he glanced at the clock, excitedly screamed "THE NEW EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK IS ON!", and told me to stop and pass him the remote.
MegL 0
Awww... He's a keeper. And I'm not being sarcastic.
poison29 0
pedo
happygirl_fml 0
omg that sucks sooo much :((( seriously why are there so many posts like this? do guys seriously not even want sex anymore?
monkey314159 0
Wouldn't stop her if the sex was good, but if it wasn't... ice cream man! ice cream man!
crashsapphire93 4
You know, they say marriages based on ice cream last far longer than those based on sex.
pink_raindrops 26
Well, look how long we've bashed men for being pigs because they always want sex...now it's bad if they pass sex up for something else. Though, stopping in the middle is a bit weird to me.
Mabel1989 0
Personally...I would laugh really hard. That's priceless and also adorable. I'd be heading out the door with him for the ice cream. I agree with #13...he's a keeper.
mattiscool 0
who cares. ice creams good
comment_guy 0
you are obviously not understanding the importance of the ice cream man
ammali 0
Heck yes! I would have totally ran after him and gotten some too! Then you could have fun teasing each other with popsicles before moving on to more "fun" hehe...
poolshark 0
I think I'd be ok with it as long as he brought me a strawberry crunch bar... or maybe he wanted to eat it off of you?