soooyeah
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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0
you've chosen a winner.
DRchika 0
That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^
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lifebarelyeffed 0
man's got his priorities straight. hope he bought you one
Aciliveth 5
Hahaha. That's totally something I would do. Be grateful your boyfriend isn't a sex crazed pig and still retains some childhood joy. He seems like a catch, you seem like a jerk for complaining.
lostathome 0
Maybe a popsicle with Super Mario on it is better than your ******?
benjis54 0
you can't blame him for that one!
rukusrazor 0
I think it was him that said "pop goes the weasel". He was finished and wanted to GTFO. Ice cream was just a bonus. Also, I've never heard a ice cream truck that played music with lyrics. Although it was good build-up to the resolution of the FML. Get over yourself, you were making out not in the middle of some tantric sex extravaganza. You can't take a break, have a little ice cream then return to where you left off?
i_am_tiff_21 0
lol, some guy
Jordie210 0
the ice cream man rocks!
alwaysalady 0
ah, men....
Gorillazbmx6 0
YDI the ice cream man is amazing
shaPOW 0
did he bring back enough for both of you?