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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

you've chosen a winner.

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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hubertcumberdale 0

That is sooooo cute and funny

quesoesbueno59 0

I like his priorities!

ffpoisongirl 0

If I had a guy, I think I'd have to do the same to him. And then maybe implement my ice cream in sexytime directly afterward.

lol haha he would :P what ice cream did he gett?? did u have anyy?? did he buy u anny?? if he didn't, then thats FMLL !! :P :D

i agree with #41

cmckeon329 0

i want to date your boyfriend

dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ice cream + sex = AMAZINGNESS

I'm calling BS on this one, I just can't see anyone ACTUALLY doing this. But seriously, I think you're misunderstanding the epicness of ice cream. xD

FYBF's life for having a girlfriend who just doesn't know how to recognize something that's ridiculously adorable.

You can get off just about whenever you like, relative to how often the ice cream man comes by. Besides, he just sounds awesome.