soooyeah
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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML
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laxinmidge 0
you've chosen a winner.
DRchika 0
That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^
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mauhavok 0
#15 i do
ShannaLee 0
Number 21, I have the same bed sheets as you! (;
ericb982 8
#448 That's not creepy or weird at all.
pxs 0
well, did he buy you one? :p
Yamamayaa 0
That's awesome. Really. I was unaware ice cream trucks were still in service these days, heh.
Phlecks 0
Ice cream > Sex
MLSxxox 3
LOL #24!! xxox
alyssamarie218 0
LMFAO!!!
white_mouse 0
I was giving my bf a ******* yesterday and we heard the ice cream truck. He started laughing, but yeah, I'm glad he didn't go rush over to get himself some eats. LOL
mrhahn530 0
hellz yeah, this is me in FML form. OMG ICE CREAM MAN!!! rofl, I'm going to do that some day...
pickle_juice 0
YDI for not having a sense of humor and not appreciating ice cream. You suck.
Shadic 0
That's awesome.
Claeric 0
This is the 10,000th FML posted about a girl who acts like sex is the most important thing in the world and like it defines her as a person, and gets angry and upset when her boyfriend realizes it's just all in good fun and that you can stop and do something else quick should you need to. "Today, MY BOYFRIEND DIDNT AFFIRM ME AS A PERSON BY BONING ME OH GOD I HAVE FATHER ISSUES AND MAJOR PROBLEMS WITH MYSELF AS A PERSON FML" would make more sense, but that would get annoying to see posted every single day, too.