By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Better than seeing a tampon string.

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flyincheezweasel 0

He's an asshole for bringing it up. Keith Stone would wipe it away without mentioning it or drawing attention to it. The lady shouldn't even be aware anything was there.

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laundryninja 1

He was all like yeah :P, then he was like ew Xl

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andrewsgirl2010 7

Well that sucks!

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gatorkiss 0

Hey you left him a napkin so he could clean up after eating

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cetlawizard 15

That's what they are...PANTIES! There's nothing pedo about the name. It's a normal name for them...those who think otherwise, you either have serious issues (of which a psychologist can help you sort out) or you are just another in a long line of immature children trying to further butcher proper names for things by changing name/definition so you can feel "cool"....for instance: kissing/making out, is NOT mating & DERP is not the next best thing to say instead of "duh". Lol!

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cetlawizard 15

You're supposed to PAT, not scrub or wipe...that's how you irritate down there & leave those annoying/ embarrassing little chunks of TP. It's urine (a liquid) not poo coming out of that area.

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