By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Better than seeing a tampon string.

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RaineDisaster 0

im ctfu over here& singing....cha cha cha...charmin ! :)

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crewbabe101 0

Don't have charmin?

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hannahfuckmylife 0

that's why I always have sex in the dark. Sex is much better when you don't have to stare at eachother naked.

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RodrigoKe 0

Actually... That probably means you wipe after peeing, and that's hygienic.... What's bad about that?

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MissKittie 3

How in the hell do you not know how to wipe yourself properly?!?!

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Needzalife8D 0

Shoulda used some charmin ultra strong on that it

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rocker_afi 1

That's why you use charmin toilet paper "no pieces left behind" haha how embarrassing.

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Kathts7 12

Don't feel too bad about it.. just remember to clean yourself extra well if there's an opportunity for some oral action

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The_9th_Doctor 18

pick it out of the way and get to town

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