Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:21

Thats adorable you're a prick for posting this

lovehate28 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:23

that is so adorable. seriously. in a weird way. i wish i had a boyfriend like that. but thanks for posting. it made my day. :P

DemonicAngel151 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:23

O_e I think I'd be turned on if my boyfriend did something like that...

mike1921 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:07

O_O, I rofl'd at that comment :P

lalap_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:24

That's cute! =D

kewl92 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:26

he's a keeper

insertclevername_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:26

This is actually kinda cute, you should feel lucky to be with someone who has a playful side.

_StupidLamb_ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:28

Thats absolutely cute. I wouldn't say FML to that lol

risquredhead 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:29

I really don't see what's wrong with this. It sounds like something my boyfriend would do :p

Rawrrr14 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:31

kinky....?

Karaix 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:33

That sounds ADORABLE. Sounds like something my boyfriend would do, hehehe c: I don't see how it's an FML at all!

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