Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
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Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
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Kikitann 9
Not sure about you, but I'd dump his ass.
simpleman124 1
Troll cam
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Comments (330)
Trisha_aus 15
Should have punched him while he was kissing her...ur lucky u dont have to be with this fuckclump anymore
randivw 0
I'm sorry to hear that, I hope for your sake you realize how much you don't deserve that and you do what's best for you!
aladdin2502 7
this pisses me off -.- if hes really ur bf he would kiss u instead
FukUrDreamz 0
Hey how many times do u actually get on the kiss cam tho?? he didn't want to disappoint the arena full of ppl...and I guess if u were on cam..it woulda been a disappointment..blame the camera man
Rainbow_Crash 11
This is one of those really messed up stories where I would like for OP to comment on this. Personally, nothing in the world would have stopped me from making him look like a complete and total ass on national television (sans violence, of course, because violence against either gender is not cool), but that's just me. However, it would be interesting to know how OP handled the situation. I hope, for your sake and your self-respect, that you got rid of that loser quickly, OP.
foxy_star22 1
That's hilarious! My husband would of done it too, but more because it's funny.
kemando 22
During the fourth quarter you were both single... Right?
Muhhhlisahhh 0
Then...why are you writing this FML referring to him as your boyfriend? Dump his ass are youa doormat??
veritoswty6 14
Definitely dump his ass! FYL
mason012 0
You should've brooke them up and kissed the girl