Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
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Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
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Kikitann 9
Not sure about you, but I'd dump his ass.
simpleman124 1
Troll cam
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Comments (330)
lbracero 4
I think it's not important althougth i would have kissed my gf.
bobbyn25 3
If a very attractive guy had sat next to you, the the kiss cam had gone on you two... Could you honestly say you would have acted differently? ;)
AloysiusWeasley 15
Yes, I would've, because I have respect for the people I'm dating.
born_hustla 26
It's just a freaking kiss cam. Get over it!! Hopefully you have trust in your relationship.
3mars4 6
this is just me but i would have broken up with him right then and there. and probably woulda slapped a hoe too, just for funziez. =)
MyssMarsh 11
Dump the bastard please.
crazyskillz122 0
Nicely done man
MrsSmith43231 1
Shouldn't that be ex-bf with a broken nose.
Miooow 16
Wthell is wrong with your boyfriend?! Obviously you are just right beside him and that girl beside him truly is a Stupid ASS! Clearly she's ****** absurd! Dump him and make out with a guy in front of him! That'll show him!
Nanael_fml 4
**** that, I would've punched him in the back of the head so they smash faces.
MissLizWolf 8
HAHAH, I was drinking while I read this.
KatieNari 5
I would've grabbed her hair in my right hand, and his hair in my left, and I would yank it so hard that they would cry, and then punch them both hard in the face, and say "You ******* asshole! YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT INFRONT OF YOUR ******* GIRLFRIEND!? Have fun being without a girlfriend, I hope you break your neck in a yoga class trying to suck your own dick because you are forever alone!" Then I would repeat the yank-punch-slap process then leave. :) Don't **** with a strong woman.