By trina - 22/03/2009 09:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I started stroking the back of his neck with both of my hands. He told me, "Your hands are nice and smooth like my grandmother's." FML
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alex_smokin_okin 0

thats not an FML, my grandma has some pretty soft hands as well

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Monty_Python 0

That's..... creepy in so many ways.....

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thequeenofscots 0

#28 - Agreed. My ex boyfriend once told me that my legs were smooth, like his cat. I didn't like that, either.

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lalalaloveeex 0

Yeah, this really isn't a FML at all. Maybe his grandma has the softest nicest hands in the world? You should try feeling them.

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jazminbliss 2

It IS kind of weird that after having sex the first time he compares you to his grandmother. Its supposed to be a calm nice intiamte moment. It would ruin my day if my boyfriend said that. And I wouldn't take that as a compliment, I would be weirded out.

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Sagacious 0

Maybe YOU wouldn't take it as a compliment, but maybe he was saying it as one, if u know him well enough than you could act a little more appropriate to this

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Supahnova 14

I honestly don't understand how that's really bad. My grandmother had some lovely hands. Nice and soft. Old does not necessarily mean hard and crusty.

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kisekileia 0

It totally is a worthwhile compliment--just not one you want to hear DURING SEX!

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TryToBeKind 0

some people just say really random things during sex

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