Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one...

By m - 22/08/2012 01:59 - United States - Stamford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML

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By scewable - 13/10/2011 07:19 - United States

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Last act

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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By bad in the sack - 05/07/2014 04:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML

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A friend in need…

By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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Malkria 1

Wednesday 22 August 2012 9:02

What an ass...

MissIconic 8

Wednesday 22 August 2012 9:03

Try a girl friend but not before smacking that horndog upside the head.

Comments

Austyn57 1

Wednesday 22 August 2012 20:33

ahhhhhh the classic rebound ;)

fsanchez9x 0

Wednesday 22 August 2012 21:20

I fail to see what is the problem.

O0HLOV 2

Wednesday 22 August 2012 21:23

and this is surprising because.....?

monalisa911 1

Wednesday 22 August 2012 22:09

the question is did you do it?

Yukimor 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 2:04

"Try" appears to be the operative word in this FML.

_TheAtheist_ 10

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:15

He misread the situation. What an amateur.

SoultheWolf 19

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:32

I really hope you kicked him in the nuts and told him to leave.

livelovemusic22 3

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:52

That's happening to me with this o e guy....it's annoying.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:25

You know all guys think alike. If you want some comfort, turn to a female.

klx125cross 9

Thursday 23 August 2012 4:25

That basterd....

wironandine 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 5:05

You're surprised? He's a genius. I bet you did it too

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