Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
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_kyleG_ 34
YDI for letting something so trivial become such a huge issue. Priorities, OP.
Jasim 17
I can't believe this shit is going viral.
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Comments (188)
sublimelover 6
black and blue, or white and gold? I dont know what any of you are talking about the dress is perrywinckle and brown just saying
Dean__Winchester 16
The what dress? I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea what dress you two were arguing about o.o but it's a dress and you two broke up over the colors?? That's like having a breakup after a monopoly game... But seriously, what's this dress??
blackvyper 8
It's white & gold.. you can all go to sleep now.
dragonrider1959 18
I told you that dress would tear us apart! Prepare for the next world war!
havahnegila 22
My guess is that the fight wasn't just about the dress. Some other issue is impeding on your ability to communicate.
thecman25 14
Honestly the dress thing is so stupid
kissthedenise 4
That dress is most definitely black and blue
jcg3456 16
YDI because that's just so dumb.
Comoke1024 19
You're both idiots. Please don't breed.
satanarroliga 12
Sounds like a weak relationship if it can be broken up by such a silly thing.