Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss called me while I was working from home to bitch me out over being away from my computer for 49 minutes, when my lunch break is only 45 minutes, thus wasting another 13 minutes. My boss is known for spending hours online gaming from home during work hours. FML
Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML
Today, my boss sent a message to a coworker saying, "We're putting all of you back on the phones because one of you can't stop watching Netflix so corporate thinks you guys don't do anything." That person was me. Everyone's pissed at me now. FML
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DocBastard 40
And you're upset because you were the only one caught? You're just as bad as they are. The only difference is that you were dumb enough to get caught. If you're lucky enough to keep your job, then DO YOUR JOB, dumbass.
Marcelb 17
And what are the consequences for you? and the rest of the employees? guess your boss wasn't too happy with them either. Just rat them out and try to make yourself look better, lol
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Comments (107)
Charlotteeexx 0
wow that sounds like fun, my job is quite similar but it involves goldfish..
zp5 4
you should all be doing your job. there are people busting their ass off to get a job, and you are streaming videos and your friends are taking a 2 hour lunch just because your boss is gone. i hope you all get fired.
mintcar 10
You were streaming videos at work knowing that it was against company policy. You deserve it. Just because you didn't take an extra long lunch doesn't mean your actions should be taken lightly. You broke the rules brah.
zenti 2
Well, someone has to set the example of what happens when you do what you're not supposed to at work. And who knows, maybe he's planning on punishing your coworkers.
MuchDance90s 0
you need to grow up your coworkers' behavior is irrelevant to yours; poor decisions aren't judged on a bell curve. if you make a bad choice, it's still a bad choice even if someone else's choices are worse. you have a very immature attitude towards morals and YDI
ImaginaryFoe 1
Well said. Stop whining about what they did and take responsibility for your actions, OP. YDI and consider yourself lucky you weren't fired. BTW, your actions were worse; you wasted twice the company's resources (yourself and your computer).
Trollz4daLULZ 2
No. YOU grow up.
ScreamAimFire 0
Today, i caught one of my employees watching pron and calling sex lines on extended lunch day in my office, FML
justbigbs 6
should of joined them, boss can't fire them all, unless I'm the boss, LOL
mintcar 10
Should've*!
valri3 0
Oh no no don't mess with his rules.
valri3 0
The real FML is that you did not go out to lunch with them.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Hey, you people need to take it easy on this OP! This is absolutely NOT her fault! I mean, if the boss didn't want her to watch streaming videos, he'd have had the network gurus block those sites, right? Tacit consent, QED.