Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss called me while I was working from home to bitch me out over being away from my computer for 49 minutes, when my lunch break is only 45 minutes, thus wasting another 13 minutes. My boss is known for spending hours online gaming from home during work hours. FML
Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML
Today, my boss sent a message to a coworker saying, "We're putting all of you back on the phones because one of you can't stop watching Netflix so corporate thinks you guys don't do anything." That person was me. Everyone's pissed at me now. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
And you're upset because you were the only one caught? You're just as bad as they are. The only difference is that you were dumb enough to get caught. If you're lucky enough to keep your job, then DO YOUR JOB, dumbass.
Marcelb 17
And what are the consequences for you? and the rest of the employees? guess your boss wasn't too happy with them either. Just rat them out and try to make yourself look better, lol
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Comments (107)
stevenmx86 8
YDI for not doing your job
SparcMac 0
thumbs up
gizz104 0
You should OF followed the crowd, geez op ever heard of peer pressure? Or better yet, you should OF stayed at the office and done your f'in job, douche.
dragonmaster3000 0
sucker!!!!
ashleeyka 13
Why does everyone say should OF... I hope you all know it's should HAVE.
gizz104 0
My comment was merely to annoy all the grammar Nazis. Of course I know it is should have, hence why the 'of' was capitalised. I've seen that same mistake corrected more than once on this fml alone. Besides, that's how we talk in Texas yall. :)
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Y'all. It's a contraction. : P
gizz104 0
#106 thank you kind fellow. I was just fixin to correct that there mistake that I had just gone and done made.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I'll be honest I was mostly just joking about because you said your last comment was for the grammar nazi's. I honestly don't care that much if people make mistakes since I make many of my own. I honestly only care about the grammar issues on the comments calling other people stupid/retarded/morons etc.
dancinthru 0
YDI should have gone with the crowd or not watched streaming videos. You know there's a chance of him coming back.
THEgleek 0
bit of **** there eh?
doofinsmurf 0
It's your fault, artard. Should have paid more attention like Cheech and Chong. Wait WUT >_<
Ryonix 0
you shouldve had a wank. ydi