Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my mom stumbled into my house, drunk and half naked, while I was in a Zoom meeting. My client said he no longer had an interest working with someone with such a disreputable home life, and offered to pray for our salvation before ending the call. My boss is going to eviscerate me. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
Wow, that's creepy.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, that's a new one. I'm not sure exactly how sexual harassment laws work in the US, but I'm sure you could've got something to at least make him behave... Unless he was just joking and completely misjudged the professional level he should have been using.
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Comments (154)
alexisss898 2
did he?
Dracoboxer357 36
Yes, of course he did. That totally explains why Op wrote an FML about him making Comments about raping her, but not actually doing so....because the act itself isn't so bad, only talking about it is...? :p Idiot.
Hoplaka 0
That's. So. Freaking. Creepy. FYL
kiwigail 0
seriously, I'd probably cry about it.
LindseyyMariee 0
well your client was obviously trying to make his point, that he doesnt want to make a contract with your company!
kindlystfupls 0
threatening to rape someone isn't exactly the way to go about that. that's the stupidest thing I've ever read.
millionaire93 0
yeah, I agree, you really cant use rape to prove a point. that's just wierd....and over the top and exaggerated.
rusrsbrah 0
I agree with them^ but I may want to rape your profile picture because you have a nice rack. haha just kidding. *coughsortacough* >_>
LindseyyMariee 0
Thanks lol
BDTM 0
owned
WhatTheFuq 0
I've seen that picture on several websites as well.
taytay6510 6
HEY ...that's a pic if my cousin ;)
FFML_314 12
I don't want him to put up a picture of himself. He already scares me enough.
kobebryant100 5
where in new jersey are you from??
mshooter 0
Do FML mods care whether (wether?) you put up a real picture or not?
JERZBornNRaised 7
why do you want to know where he/she is from in jersey? dudeeeeee its a fake pic, the real person hidin behind the pic is 1. an ugly ugly horrid chick, or 2. a sick old man... they only put these fake pics up because dumb guys such as yourself compliment them and they like it even tho its not them, they like the attention cuz in reality they are beyond hideous and never get a compliment in REAL LIFE.. its ok ugly girl or fat man youll die alone :)
jakeisawake 3
You actually listened to that bullshit for two hours? I would have walked out after the first rape comment. It's sexual harassment, and you shouldn't put up with it.
chloelovestoswim 6
tu es muy muy guapo (:
chloelovestoswim 6
I meant eres, stupid ipod
jakeisawake 3
Muchísimas gracias.
Mariomagic22 2
it probably turned her on
gremlin87 0
Ok, first off his comments are grounds for sexual harassment. You would have every right to have walked out of that meeting because his comments created an unsafe working environment. On that note, why would you sit through that for 2 hours? Seriously? The guy is talking about raping you and it never occurred to you that your job was not worth the chance of compromising your personal safety? Next time a meeting gets out of control like that, walk out and call the police.
Icyyy 0
Agreed
marvin_fml 0
Because the OP is most likely being a drama queen. The conversation probably went like this:- Client: "You guys screw me every time I deal with you! How would you react if I screwed you, you'd sue!" OP - OMG.. I must run off to FML and tell everyone he threatened to rape me!
Leashaness 5
Haha seriously! No one is stupid enough to sit through HOURS of "vulgar rape comments" and then run off to post about it on FML!
gtrgdss 0
I'd be suing someone for hostile work environment and emotional distress!!
JERZBornNRaised 7
its not rape if you like it! ;) hehe jk.. but in all seriousness id report that if i was a girl, if i was told by a hot girl that she was gonna rape me id say bring it
zodak 0
you should of let him rape you then sue him afterwards
xLil_Mx 0
Stupid idea.
KiddNYC1O 22
Right in your face! (ATTEMPT ******* 1000th!!)