Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my mom stumbled into my house, drunk and half naked, while I was in a Zoom meeting. My client said he no longer had an interest working with someone with such a disreputable home life, and offered to pray for our salvation before ending the call. My boss is going to eviscerate me. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
Wow, that's creepy.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, that's a new one. I'm not sure exactly how sexual harassment laws work in the US, but I'm sure you could've got something to at least make him behave... Unless he was just joking and completely misjudged the professional level he should have been using.
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Comments (154)
smashgrab 0
1. Let's hope you recorded that somehow, so that the ass is in jail or fired, or both. 2. Why in the hell would you sit through that kind of abuse?! Your job (listen carefully) IS NOT WORTH IT. Gtfo of there if this happens, don't sit there and take it!
Rocklegend51 3
it's not called rape if u like it!!!!!
jakeisawake 3
Please, direct me to the part of the FML that says she wanted it.
barneyfife 0
go out, get a strapon, go back and rape him!!!
dt520 4
at least he screwed himself out of suing you...
sairara 0
seriously, who the **** hit YDI?
jakeisawake 3
One hundred and thirty-five people. I'm one of the two thousand three hundred and eighty.
youfailed18 0
That is exactly what I think. I think that people just go on here and vote "YDI" without reading the FML. Just so there are opposing sides.
jakeisawake 3
Or maybe they DO read the FML, and they still vote YDI to have opposing sides.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Personally I voted FYL but I can see how some people would read this FML and go "WTF? You just sat there and took all his verbal abuse? YDI for not having the balls!"
jakeisawake 3
#82... since you put it that way. I think I might put in another vote because I don't think OP should have just sat back and taken the haranguing speech from the asshole.
Leashaness 5
Uh probably because no normal level of intelligence bearing person would SIT THROUGH THAT for HOURS and not do or say a DAMN thing about it, but instead post something on FML about it. Seriously, this is either a joke or the OP is being overly dramatic.
Zmeilerr 22
How bout you press charges on HIS ass for threatening to rape you. BOOM. Backfire!
paradocs7 0
if you told your boss and that was in any way ok with your boss then your boss is a pimp
pacitto513 0
wow
MyyLifeeIssFcked 0
Luckily he didn't rape u.. Right?
TyIsGeek 0
report him?