Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all for flaunting it if you've got it, but don't reveal that much cleavage, there are dirty old men that work here." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, I don’t know what to do, my (female) boss just told me that in order to comply with our dress code, I now have to go and tell most of our female employees to cover up their visible cleavage. I'm not the most confident around women, how am I supposed to discuss their boobs with them? FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
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Top comments
shortyshort21 0
she's just trying to help *old dirty men groan and walk away*
Wolpy 9
Well, there are!
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Comments (111)
ashniccla 4
She's just watching out for you!
G_Lagaffe 4
She is wise
The_9th_Doctor 18
like himself
natassjad 22
Sexual harassment!
WarriorOmen 25
If she was just trying to protect the OP is there really a reason for her YANK her shirt up? She could have just pulled OP into her office and had a small, quiet talk to her about how the low-cut top doesn't make for appropriate work attire.
sexypvc24 10
That's sexual harassment. I'd complain to Human Resources
Tankkiller308 16
When I read this the first time I thought her boss pulled her shirt up from the bottom above her breast I was so confused
anyagrande 31
Lmao
jairolover 25
completely inappropriate!
Kimchiilady 4
Unless you're a bartender or prostitute, your books shouldn't be out at work. You're lucky you didn't get fired!