Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
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Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, I'd be spending it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
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ProtoBuster_1 5
WTF was your boss thinking? FYL. Your boss should be wearing them.
xdyingxwishx 0
Oh big deal, so you had to wear something on your head for a few hours. If that's the worst thing you have to complain about I'd say you have a pretty good life. Suck it up and stop being a whiny brat.
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Comments (100)
repyourcliche 0
I know, right? It's almost like she can't just TAKE THEM OFF.
RNCftw 0
NOT an FML at all. stop whining.
teddybearfiend 0
Wow...you have a job. FYL for sure. O.o
movies12 0
39 days till Christmas.
AlpineDecline 0
You are incredibly boring. F your life.
Tess3 0
Yeap, at Starbucks we´re already wearing Christmas shirts and even have little trees put up all over the shop. Helloo, it´s November for 2 more weeks yet, what are they thinking?
OhHerrrooo 0
i'm a barista too- they are thinking "this is smart marketing, as much as everyone complains about it, people love holiday shit and they'll buy it." its a marketing strategy... it works, does it not? customers are getting the eggnog & peppermint mochas, right? and when all the new xmas shit comes out tomorrow (that's when it rolls out in NJ anyway), they'll buy that too. sbux is a company trying to make money, just like alllllll the other companies around.
patticake1601 0
boo-hooooo. Be thankful you are in Oz where the recession did not hit and that you have a job, unlike a lot of people here in the States. So you have to wear antlers for 5 weeks, at least its not Feb and he is making you wear a dick on your head celebrating Gay Mardi Gras! Then it would be FML
marrajane 0
We actually did go through a recession, and a lot of people did lose their jobs. We might not have been hit as hard as the rest of the world, but we did go through it, it wasn't all sunshine, lollypops and rainbows, and while it's officially "over" people are still having a hard time, people are still losing jobs, businesses are still going under...We did get hit with it too, just so you know.
grrrarrrg2 2
hahahaha my orignal comment got delete cuz i called the OP a moron! I wonder how long til some moron deletes this one!
xclegend613 0
hey simple soulution OP. START ******* YOUR BOSS and you won't have to do this embarrasing shit
marrajane 0
Why is that so bad? I love christmas, and when I worked at Macca's it was awesome, cause around mid-November, we'd all start wearing reindeer antlers and Santa hats and play christmas music. It's the best time of year. Get into the spirit and get over it. =]