Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, I'd be spending it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ProtoBuster_1 5
WTF was your boss thinking? FYL. Your boss should be wearing them.
xdyingxwishx 0
Oh big deal, so you had to wear something on your head for a few hours. If that's the worst thing you have to complain about I'd say you have a pretty good life. Suck it up and stop being a whiny brat.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (100)
adoraaaa_fml 0
Elf rule #1: TREAT EVERY DAY LIKE CHRISTMAS.
Taq_fml 0
how would this f*** ur life
Norrec86 7
Depends where you work. A lot of places do that
lsd_25 8
have fun at work rudolph
dylancain1999 0
Hopefully it was a joke
KillerKittieKat 4
maybe it gets him off?
alyak98 31
Early celebration?
AwkwardKarma 18
He/ She has no right to do that.
toad14141414 2
shoulda said not in your job description
eli_eggplant 7
Is your boss Michael Scott