Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Unfair
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, once again, my boss posted a selfie with a Snapchat filter on the company's Facebook page. She doesn't see how it's unprofessional. FML
Life imitates life
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Nice to know
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
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KittehSayzRAWR 0
I guess he doesn't like you?
cant7see7me7 3
untag it? or tag him it it.
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Comments (82)
maryaalhindi 9
Why do you have your boss on Facebook anyway ?
KristinaKreme 0
Exactly, OP was asking for it.
MzKylz 0
^^^ Exactly
miss_sunshine716 0
LOL
RayeofSunshine 0
You know you can untag yourself, right?
Paper_Tiger 0
If an employee posts unfavourable comments about their company on FB (the source of great evil) they can get fired right? Seems only right that your boss should get fired for what is in actual fact a clear case of harassment.
Stephaline19 0
Hahahaha what an ass!
KristinaKreme 0
Hahah coincidence?^ Excuse me if I spelled it incorrectly.
KristinaKreme 0
Put a picture of your ass and write a caption saying "kiss it." Don't forget to tag your boss in it! ;]
Loulabelle 0
did you have a big lunch and leave it in the staff toilet? Maybe he's reminding you to flush
jeremiah889 0
it's Facebook, not FaceBook.
ckjacques53198 0
No it's FB
mrjmaster1234 0
HAHA!!!
miraggg 1
this sounds about right... "here's the picture of the shit you have to clean tomorrow when you get to work"