Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, I was working on entering a lot of information in the system. When I'd finished, I closed the screen to move on to the next steps, my boss came by to see how I was doing, just in time to see me looking at a now-blank screen. I'm convinced that my boss thinks I closed a screen that wasn't work related. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML
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Jcsati8 0
At least it wasn't ****?
JillianIsLoveee 0
Not if their boss wanted them to go to a website.
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itsTiffany 0
Couldn't have waited til you got home, huh?
18_fml 0
its smart to always be looking for new jobs and keeping your options on the table...but never do that at work. you deserved that one
xillentz 0
ydi for doing that kind of shit at work.
Kyothine 0
ctrl - alt - delete > task manager > processes > end "firefox.exe"
sleepless15_p 0
YDI Do you not have a computer at home? If it froze why did you not just turn off the computer? If your boss asked why you could have just said that it was frozen. You are dumb.
scribble87 0
#16: I haven't used a PC in a long time, but if I recall correctly, pressing ctrl + alt + delete repeatedly will reboot the computer. If it's frozen beyond that, then he really should've just shut it down.
PhoenixLE 0
You were at work. Do the job they're paying you to do while you still work there. I wouldn't have fired you for looking for another job, I would have fired you for NOT WORKING. If you're building your resume, do it on your own time at home!!
banana2022 4
Well, silly, you shouldn't have been on those sites at work. KARMA. hahaha but that does suck
no_damn_luck 0
This made me laugh!! In the future, pressng the Windows key and the M key at the same time minimizes all open windows. It's handy for a quick escape.
braFTW 0
Panic button = reset Genius... ¬¬ =P