Today, my boss came back from a 2 week vacation. I was the only one covering for him, and I did an excellent job. It was my chance to get a promotion. I actually improved his sales while he was gone. But the only thing he noticed was that I killed his plant. FML
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x3_LaLa_3x
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Wow. What a douche. I would've thrown the damn thing at him.
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Sakeyaki
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You should just put a sign on the plant that says "I deserve a raise" and throw it into his house or something.
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x3_LaLa_3x
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Wow. What a douche. I would've thrown the damn thing at him.
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alexomAnexo
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Nipples
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Shallow_Padentic
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same here
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DamnDatFML
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Same here
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DamnDatFML
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^^ Really! Same here too!!
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DamnDatFML
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Omg!! Small world, can you believe that??
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DamnDatFML
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Lol no I can hardly believ---
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DamnDatFML
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(Wheezy perverted voice) ............
Same here
Same here
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Shallow_Padentic
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same here
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Sakeyaki
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You should just put a sign on the plant that says "I deserve a raise" and throw it into his house or something.
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HiMyNameIsTyson
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He's not very intelligent, is he?
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could_be_funny
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sucky boss
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KenMcGormick
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improving sales is never the boss' job... it is the employees' job... now u will cont. to stay down until u learn how to take care of a plant
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Mattyknows
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Oh well now you know, successful business' aren't based on sales; profits and whatnot.
They're based on how well you maintain plant life.
They're based on how well you maintain plant life.
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DigitalFusion
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For florists, that is partially true. But one comes with the other I suppose.
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theoldGP
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hahaha i've totally heard stories like this before.
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NorfolkDude
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Here's a thing dude, don't ever, ever, ever try to 1 up your boss. It's never going to happen. The most he's going to promote you is next to nothing. If you threaten his job or position, he's going to fight back. I have never heard of some boss finding out that one of his workers is better than him/her then suddenly giving up his/her position to that person. At most, you'd want to 1 up him by going one step above him.
Didn't you learn anything from the 1980s?
Didn't you learn anything from the 1980s?