FML : Today, my boss came back from a 2 week vacation. I was the only one covering for him, and I did an excellent job. It was my chance to get a promotion....

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Today, my boss came back from a 2 week vacation. I was the only one covering for him, and I did an excellent job. It was my chance to get a promotion. I actually improved his sales while he was gone. But the only thing he noticed was that I killed his plant. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 20 March 2009 20:46 / United States

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By x3_LaLa_3x | 0

#46486 - Saturday 21 March 2009 02:34

Wow. What a douche. I would've thrown the damn thing at him.

By Sakeyaki | 0

#46498 - Saturday 21 March 2009 02:37

You should just put a sign on the plant that says "I deserve a raise" and throw it into his house or something.

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By x3_LaLa_3x | 0

#46486 - Saturday 21 March 2009 02:34

Wow. What a douche. I would've thrown the damn thing at him.

alexomAnexo | 0

#976495 - Thursday 8 April 2010 02:24

Nipples

By Shallow_Padentic | 0

#46491 - Saturday 21 March 2009 02:35

same here

DamnDatFML | 0

#1042125 - Friday 25 June 2010 02:13

Same here

DamnDatFML | 0

#1042126 - Friday 25 June 2010 02:15

^^ Really! Same here too!!

DamnDatFML | 0

#1042127 - Friday 25 June 2010 02:17

Omg!! Small world, can you believe that??

DamnDatFML | 0

#1042129 - Friday 25 June 2010 02:19

Lol no I can hardly believ---

DamnDatFML | 0

#1042131 - Friday 25 June 2010 02:21

(Wheezy perverted voice) ............ Same here

By Shallow_Padentic | 0

#46492 - Saturday 21 March 2009 02:35

same here

By Sakeyaki | 0

#46498 - Saturday 21 March 2009 02:37

You should just put a sign on the plant that says "I deserve a raise" and throw it into his house or something.

By HiMyNameIsTyson | 0

#46509 - Saturday 21 March 2009 02:42

He's not very intelligent, is he?

By could_be_funny | 0

#46563 - Saturday 21 March 2009 02:56

sucky boss

By KenMcGormick | 0

#46595 - Saturday 21 March 2009 03:09

improving sales is never the boss' job... it is the employees' job... now u will cont. to stay down until u learn how to take care of a plant

By Mattyknows | 0

#46644 - Saturday 21 March 2009 03:40

Oh well now you know, successful business' aren't based on sales; profits and whatnot. They're based on how well you maintain plant life.

DigitalFusion | 4

#3314030 - Tuesday 20 September 2011 02:45

For florists, that is partially true. But one comes with the other I suppose.

By theoldGP | 0

#46705 - Saturday 21 March 2009 03:58

hahaha i've totally heard stories like this before.

By NorfolkDude | 2

#46708 - Saturday 21 March 2009 03:59

Here's a thing dude, don't ever, ever, ever try to 1 up your boss. It's never going to happen. The most he's going to promote you is next to nothing. If you threaten his job or position, he's going to fight back. I have never heard of some boss finding out that one of his workers is better than him/her then suddenly giving up his/her position to that person. At most, you'd want to 1 up him by going one step above him. Didn't you learn anything from the 1980s?