Work: Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet.... - FML

By Liz - 11/08/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

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By Lola Smith - 03/11/2020 11:02

Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML

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By haileelouxxx - 22/08/2014 12:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 22:09

Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2016 13:21 - Netherlands - Ottersum

Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML

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By LaterAlligator - 26/08/2022 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML

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By I'm the boss, not you - 26/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By spreadburger - 21/11/2014 00:29 - United States - Tampa

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

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Idonebeenhad 17

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:53

Uh oh!

slushpup9696 12

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:54

At least you got a free meal out of this.

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youal12345 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:17

this just made my day : P

indistructo 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:22

I'm pretty sure that's illegal

hairguitarhero 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:22

Well I would say you better by god not let her make a ****** mistake ever again! Or beat the living shit out of her. Not sure I'd wanna work for that bitch anyway.

lol0wnee 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:23

Shouldn't this be a win? I'd piss off my boss for some spaghettios..

maddiester 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:26

well that's a waste of food...

hairguitarhero 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:27

Well that sucks OP. Fyl

jessie0621 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:27

Well that's effective.... I know whenever im trying to get people to listen to me I just throw a can if soup at their head, Spaghetti O's shouldnt be that different.

camarochick174 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:31

OMG I MONOTERED THIS!!!!!

mmmmmm10101 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:55

u mean moderated? don't feel too special, you're not the only one.

mmmmmm10101 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:57

also, that's a nice camaro. I'm guessing a '69 SS?

iTzJonnyyy 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:36

spray acid in her face

gynoid 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:40

I think your lawyer should also throw something at her. Throwing game

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