Today, my boss at my new job asked whether I was fitting in OK. The company is Swedish, so as a joke, I said that at home I now serve all my food as a smorgasbord, chew on fermented herring and Daim chocolate bars, and buy all my furniture at Ikea. She didn't see the funny side. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a business meeting over lunch. My new employer seemed normal enough while we were eating, but now I have received messages about how he will buy me new clothes, and we can rent a camping car and go to festivals next year. All I wanted was a job. FML
Today, I had the questionable honor of explaining the difference between "your" and "you're" to my boss, and very diplomatically make her see why her poor grasp of language could affect our credibility as a communication agency. I'm Swedish, and English is my third language. She's American. FML
Today, my boss introduced a new hire and said, “You two will get along great.” I tried to make small talk, tripped over the recycling bin, and spilled paper everywhere. The new hire said, “So… is this, like, normal around here?” Unfortunately, yes. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML
Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
Today, making small talk with my coworkers, I said a restaurant I'd tried recently was "superb". They all gave me weird looks, and one said, "Someone's trying too hard to sound smart." Now I've got a rep as a pseudo-intellectual douchebag. FML
Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
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HULK_SMASH_ 7
Neither do I.
ThatsHowItsDoneS 2
I think your boss was looking for just a yes or no answer
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Comments (176)
zombiejombie 0
And how is this funny?
Mikeskinner 7
You, my friend. Are an idiot.
cynthiaijk 8
Oh you eat strömming and smörgåsbord eh? :D I don't know any ******* soul except for my schizophrenic grandma who likes strömming and smörgåsbord.. Daim is bloody awesome though :)
alfred07 18
Just say you're sorry and explain that you know it was wrong and you meant no offends. Your boss will probably forget it and the apology will hopefully fix any damage done.
fishereric 1
You sounded like you were making fun of Sweden.
heyyhowsitgoing 9
I don't see the funny side either
moova 3
Lol! Im swedish and i thought it was funny. Tho she maybe are tired of ppl making those kind of jokes.
hilinneahi 1
All Swedish people don't eat smorgasbord! All Swedish people don't eat daim! One question OP, have you ever been to Sweden?
Chad_the_Brony 0
Wow. That's very stereotypical. That's almost like saying that working in Germany, you have a concentration camp in your backyard, a whole bunch of Jews and your Facebook display picture is the swastika. It's a stereotype that should be forgotten.
Videogamesgirl 7
Just becuse u live in Sweden, u don't haf to have furniture of Ikea and eat smörgåsbord!