Today, my best guy friend set me up on a blind date. Almost immediately after the guy and I sat down, he excused himself to make a call. A couple of feet away from our table, I heard him say, "Come on, Justin, this is the best you could do??" Over the phone. Justin is the guy who set us up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many others the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
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Orchid_fml 2
that's why you don't go on blind dates .
too_much_fun 0
When he comes back you should be sitting at the table talking to your "friend" "Yea, no he's a little under average looking, kind of awkward. Oh hey, I'll call you later, he's coming back." Make sure he hears you.
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Whatevers_clever 0
If he stayed, I would have ordered the most expensive dish on the menu without him knowing beforehand and then left by pretending to go to the bathroom.
kacie13 1
I guess it could have been worse. But, he's a jerk.
kellster 2
What an asshole! I hope you walked out!
ronbprod 0
I believe the words are correct but u all got the wrong sense of it, maybe he was appreciating the other guy.. .
Eternity_fml 0
Haha. My name's Justin.
pete_skeet 0
bitch is probably fugly
JMAIS 0
You need a better "best guy friend" who shoulda known better than to set you up with a new friend of his or one he knew was an A-hole.
Kid_Dynamo 0
aw that's way harsh. i'll go on a date with you :)
roflcopterzzz 0
That is ******' funny. Just playing this scene out in my head makes me crack up.
Dush_fml 0
This is such a sterotypical blind date disaster I saw coming from reading the beginning of this post. First favourited post. OP: You deserve it only in the perspective that you chose to go on the blind date. But then again, your best friend should have found a better man, but at the same time maybe he was the best he could find, either way, your fault.