Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my crush and best friend dumped her boyfriend, and she has been sexting two of our male friends who are married, with kids, and has started hooking up with a meth head. Guess I'm losing a lot of friends in the future… FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
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Tali147 16
More than likely, if your friend knew it was you secretly dating her brother, she'd use a better word than "*****"
waratmars 10
I don't see why she should care about who her brother is seeing.
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Comments (49)
twisted_cherub 14
OP- Not sure why she's so hostile toward her brother's girlfriend, but you really should tell her the truth. You may not be a *****, but you certainly haven't been a great friend.
GlobalGenocide 8
There's that little extra edge of excitement to having a secret relationship with someone, I dated one of my little brother's female friend's and have to say the sneaking around was half the fun. To this day he isn't aware it happened. Imo if your enjoying the relationship, who care's... it's not like your friend's life is over if she finds out your dating her brother anyway... if she actually chuck's a major spaz over it, probably not a very good friend anyway.
klutzyduck1 24
#29, that had me laughing so hard! Nicely done.
immaMonsta 8
Why were you "secretly" dating him? Why wouldn't you just tell her?
immaMonsta 8
Why were/are you "secretly" dating him? Why wouldn't you just tell her?
jonn090 13
Why would she care, it's not like her brother is reserved for her, someone has to do her brother. Better her friend than someone else I mean unless it's Megan fox
jonn090 13
It's not like op is running to some secret orgy meeting place with her brother where they shoot up on meth
ultra_notorious 26
Nah she's a real *****. I wouldn't hit that with biebers wang!
DocBastard 40
The next FML will be yet another "Today, my best friend walked in on me having sex with her brother. I hadn't told her we were dating yet because I'm a cowardly twit. FML" I may be paraphrasing.
Pelreskovich 11
Nah, no paraphrasing. That was entirely accurate.
Fisahgurl 1
Your comments always make me laugh! Love how you're so straight forward with people; kinda reminds me of my mom o.O
Heinousness 0
That must suck! Tell her the truth and maybe she'll understand If not.... Well, let's just say you might want life insurance and a gun. I have a list of guns that are legal to own in Mass. I'll send it to you(just kidding about sending it to you)
eminemlqs 0
I bet she has already know it
OkitaCockroach 19
Maybe he's cheating on you~ ;D
ashleybabe85 0
umm news flash. YOU ARE SNEAKING AROUND you are a *****. youre dating your best friends brother behind her back. its wrong. Man up and tell her!