Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
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Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my crush and best friend dumped her boyfriend, and she has been sexting two of our male friends who are married, with kids, and has started hooking up with a meth head. Guess I'm losing a lot of friends in the future… FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
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Tali147 16
More than likely, if your friend knew it was you secretly dating her brother, she'd use a better word than "*****"
waratmars 10
I don't see why she should care about who her brother is seeing.
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Comments (49)
BobbieH 19
YDI for sneaking around. Now it's an issue and has negative connotations. If you were honest from the beginning you would have avoided the issues.
ashleybabe85 0
i still stand by my previous statement. moderated or not. btw mods you cant call someone a name for calling someone else a name defeats the purpose of actually being a mod.
ultra_notorious 26
what is the big secret? Is he ashamed that he's gone hogging?
Fisahgurl 1
Can't blame the best friend for wanting to know who her brother is dating. I'd do the same thing, but the whole ***** part is unnecessary. Just tell her,OP. You should've told her in the beginning.
mookie24 2
If you were truly her best friend you wouldn't have his this from her. You are both adults and can date whomever you like. Just tell her
seriouslystop 1
Well, if you are secretly dating..
HairyPunisher 27
I have to say you deserved this. If you've been "secretly dating her brother for months" then there is clearly a reason you haven't told your friend by now. That's a long time to keep a secret like that. I could understand a couple of weeks but months? If she is truly your best friend then she would want what is best for you and her brother, even if takes her a bit to get used to the idea. The fact that you're sneaking around and haven't said a word to her honestly is your own fault and she won't likely forgive you anytime soon when she inevitably finds out.
Havinci 19
YDI for not telling her in the first place