Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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KaylaMLR 0
Yeah, FYL. Since you're such a shitty person.
bsaucedo 0
don't worry, karma will come soon and **** you in the ass. WITHOUT lube.
Megabot 0
I jus gotta say.. best friend? Seriously? Like you deserve that title. So go **** yourself with something hard and sandpapery.
Jari 0
You don't deserve friends, you ******* scum.
1050this 0
wow .. not that i believe in the whole cheating thing.. maybe there is more to the story but if someone was your best friend.. i would think you should atleast give them the common courtesy to say hey im with your boyfriend.. i couldnt stand being on vacation with someone it would eat me alive.. but anyways. that really bites.. although i dont know how her boyfriend didnt know she was with you... honestly its a very odd scenario to me
iGnanime 0
****** , you deserved it . What kind of a best friend are you ? What kind of a ****** would go after a best friends BOYFRIEND ? Honestly , you don't deserve any friends and you dont deserve to be trusted by anyone . Your best friend should find another friend , someone who's more trustworthy and obviously WAY better than you . You disgust me .. go rot in hell .
Venasaysdie 0
I want to punch you in the boob, and him in the balls. But really, #4 has many points. Was he completely oblivious to his girlfriend standing right next to you? Or is he just a complete dumbass? which wouldn't surprise me at all.
Casssafrasss 0
wow. You must have been an EXTREMELY stupid person to put this on FML and actually think that people weren't going to just tell u that u r a bitch. And also, you are a **** and a ho to think that sleeping with your best friends boyfriend is on any level ok. You are the very worst kind of person in this world. I don't even know you, and I still HATE you more than anything. And how the HELL do you think this is an an FML??? it's your own damn fault your in this mess anyway. I hope you die, you miserable scum. You don't deserve friends. ROT IN HELL, BITCH
FeeNoire 0
how can you call her your "best friend" when you're having an affair with her boyfriend?
Jari 0
You don't deserve to have a friend, you worthless piece of shit. You don't deserve love either, but the sad thing is that you're probably still going to get the guy. I hope karma strikes you both down in the form of a ******* semi.