Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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nobitch 0
ok my sister used to **** all my bfs that she met while i was still dating them and i couldn't say this to her becuase she's my sister but you are the lowest of the low there is no excuse for you but i can tell you where your life is gonna be in 5 yrs you're going to have at least one kid by him and IF you're still married it'll be a dead marriage so **** you and **** him you are not worth the spit used to shine my shoes
ErinLJ 0
What a "best friend" you are
right_on 0
lmfao I'd write a huge paragraph about how much of a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being, nevermind best friend, you are, but it seems around 400+ people have beat me to it have a nice life and i can't wait until you know how that poor girl feels when he does the same thing to you.
sharon_ellj 0
Damn, you are one pathetic loser... What the hell? I have hated people like you my entire life... What goes around come around beeyotch. Do you necessarily HAVE to have an affair? Maybe, if you told your bestfriend she might understand. That saves her a lot of heartbreak. This also goes for the boyfriend, why can't you just dump the girl? It saves her the dignity and heartbreak... Damn people like you.
iNinjaX 0
I hope that when you two are married, he cheats on you with your new "best friend". Seriously, what kind of a "best friend" would do that? You must be pretty prideful to be calling yourself that lady's "best friend".
Compass 0
Today, after returning home from Japan with my best friend, I saw my boyfriend waiting for her, about to propose. Apparently, he's been cheating on me with my best friend for a while. FML.
brutal_banger 10
hate to see what you do to people you despise
kenmoore 0
ur friend should be the one with the fml
animersukirose 0
OMGGGGG. you would do that to your own bestfriend? and it shouldn't be ur fml, it should be hers.
roryriddle 5
wow what the hell? what did you expect by putting this on here? omg I'm sooooo sorry that happened to you??? you're a dumb ass I feel bad for your friend. what kind of friend are you?!