Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, my 58 year-old mother told me she’s having a baby. Apparently she hasn’t started menopause yet, but assumed from her age she wouldn’t get pregnant when she started seeing a man she goes to bingo with. 58 years-old. My little brother/sister is going to be 36 years younger than me. FML
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strar009 0
some1hones 0
chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably ******* the pool guy
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juicy_extasy 25
I also wanted to add "Just because you can,doesn't mean you should"
chuu28 0
HAHAHAHAHA that would happen in Alabama!
country4life17 0
Man **** you and all y'all city slickers you have no clue what your even talkin bout cause you never step foot out of the damn house or how to do anything for yourself
DovdGraaf 0
Man that sucks... but it sounds cute..! Saying Hi Aunt (Emma?) to a baby
Visho_fml 0
It comes from the prostate, not the balls. Try to know something before you argue
writergirl23 19
Huh?
token_blackguy 18
how is this a FML? And who is surprised this happened in Alabama lol. Viagra and enzyte ftw!
allmidnighteyes 11
Now I ain' sayin' she a gold digga, but she ain' messin' wit' no broke nigga
juicy_extasy 25
HAHAHAHA! Good one ! P.S. I love that song!
animejen1988 9
I was definitely about to comment with those song lyrics. Thanks for reading my mind :)
OLOtheDemigodess 0
It's more of an FML for the baby. Think about it.. when the girl's a teen... let's say, 15 her dad will be 82. Think of the harrassment at school not to mention what a messed up family that would be... at least, I have a strong feeling family problems will arise. Anyway, I'm certainly grateful my dad's not going to be too old by the time I graduate!!
stormgirl88 0
kinda sucks for your parent more..... having a sister 18 years younger then your kid.... and a stepmother younger then you are
CatherineARE 0
u think u have it bad, my cousin is also my second cousin, (my mom's half sister 'ginger' had a baby named 'amy', amy's dad is named 'roice hancock' my mom's dad is named 'roice hancock', so 'amy' is my mom's sister/nince) oh and my 61 year old biological father is getting married to a 24 year old lady my new step mommy is young enough to be my sister and yes she wants me to call her mommy
BookJunkie89 0
I would tell her to go to hell and then move far far away
avoidthegirl 6
Tell her to **** off. She's not your mother in any way, shape or form. She's just the ***** your dad is *******. If you really have to tell it to her that bluntly so she understands, by all means do it and report back!
Willy75 0
Your grandma is 6 years older than you. Nice.
Mynx 0
Gross!! Only in Bama! HAHA
baby_gurl2405 0
thats acctualy pretty histarical! like seriously though who, in their twentys, gets together with an old guy? say jello much?