Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML
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Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year-old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year-old uncle, and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my daughter announced that she's pregnant. I'm going to be a 37 year-old grandmother. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, my 58 year-old mother told me she’s having a baby. Apparently she hasn’t started menopause yet, but assumed from her age she wouldn’t get pregnant when she started seeing a man she goes to bingo with. 58 years-old. My little brother/sister is going to be 36 years younger than me. FML
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strar009 0
some1hones 0
chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably ******* the pool guy
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Comments (243)
i_dunno 3
That is sick! But still not uncommon.
randomusername 0
Why do you care? it's not like your own parent started a new do-over family. Being upset about that, I could understand. I honestly don't see why it would affect your life at all to have an aunt that is younger than you. This is not an FML.
alpha_beta 3
What's up with the "My aunt came..." ?It's really misleading.
danis_fml 12
it's more of a fml for her because when she is 10 she gets to say that her father is a 77 year old pervert and her mother is a 34 year old *****.
hotpockets92 0
so the **** what, suck it up. fhl for probably not going to know her father for very long.
perstephane 4
If anything, it's F your aunt's Life, or F your mom (or dad's) life that they have a step-mom who is only 6 years older than their child. If your parents are OK with it, you certainly should be - it doesn't affect you at all.
BlueberryPies 0
I don't get how this constitutes an FML. Your grandfather is (hopefully) happily married & just about to be a father (again), and all you can think about is how the situation makes YOU look? You totally deserved it for being so self-centered.
McBadAss 0
I wanna give a big ups to gramps for being a badass. Who with me? Seriously, most people hardly ever see their grandparents except on holidays or the ones who live across the street, so maybe your new granny will be able to give you kickass presents because she know what people your age want. I only see that this is a good thing. Seriously though, I want to give your grandpa a high five.
martron3000 5
You should be congratulating him -- Way to go, Grampa! Actor Tony Randall had his FIRST child when he was 77, and his wife was 50 years younger than him. And he had a 2nd child at the age of 80!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm surprised no one has mentioned West Virginia. They actually have a "polite" term for explaining that a person's mental deficiencies are a result of inbreeding. Then again, a lot of people don't realize it's a real state.
adelaide_evening 0
What!? There's a West Virginia!? Where's that!?
CanadianQueer 0
What term is that? I'm extremely curious.