Anonymous
Singapore
Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Patrick
Wizard skills
Today, I was looking after my 9 year-old nephew when I let him play some web games on my MacBook. A few hours later, I found out I'd underestimated his tech skills, as he'd changed all my contacts to "Mr. Spongebob Squarepants." Thanks to iCloud, all contacts on all my devices were changed. FML
Katie
United States
Baby Shark goes on the road
Today, I tried to create the perfect playlist for a road trip. I spent a long while curating it, but when I hit the shuffle button, it started playing a bunch of annoying nursery rhymes. Apparently, I'd accidentally merged my list with my nephew's. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML
StupidApple
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Thescarlettfox
Now Playing
Today, my eleven-year-old cousin, who lives with me, has discovered Old Town Road. He’s been playing it for four hours on repeat and I’m ready to scream. FML
SomeDJ
United States
Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
yay!
United States
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
MsGlaDos
Austin, United States
Make it stop!
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML
Top comments
maggie_gxx 0
oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?
Schumy0724 4
How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs
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Comments (265)
bassbon16 0
Dude. ffjiel is good! Their earlier stuff was a bit too dark for my taste but they really picked up a good sound in like their third album
bobjoefredsky 0
that's the best FML I ever heard
zomglol 3
Classic.
MrCorn234 6
ffjiel's older stuff is better, I really like iudegwo7rhf and ghjhjhghtf personally. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu was good too.
ArielTheMermaid 17
shouldn't a 9 year old know better
spoocks96 0
oh ur into Swedish stuff too???
megastupid 0
buy tune-up
boyslikegirls97 0
they're my favorite
alleycat97 0
get tune up it really works
queen_rosie1994 12
this is why i memorize my song titles at the very least.