Miscellaneous: Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or...

By Noname - 03/02/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 15:36 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML

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You deserved it 1 972

By daycare worker - 23/12/2016 18:41 - United States - Houston

Today, I told my 4-year-old daughter that when she grew up she could work at a daycare, like me, to help all of the little kids like her. She started crying because she thought it was a bad job to have. FML

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You deserved it 1 737

By myheart75 - 07/08/2011 09:52 - Australia

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

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You deserved it 5 875

By squishy - 11/02/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML

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You deserved it 25 604

Goals!

By faitesdesgosses - 19/05/2014 14:27 - France - Mantes-la-ville

Today, I asked my 7-year-old daughter what job she would like to have when she grows up. She calmly replied that she wouldn't have one; she'd just bring her husband round to my place and steal food from me. FML

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You deserved it 7 128

By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 269

You deserved it 4 809

By noiguessitsbroken :( - 07/08/2013 12:24 - Lithuania - Kaunas

Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML

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You deserved it 4 834

By lyss - 16/11/2018 10:30 - United States - New Prague

Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML

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You deserved it 368

By Fatlady43 - 19/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

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You deserved it 6 506

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By kiddoc - 26/10/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, I was happily playing with my young niece and nephew. Their grandmother was watching and said, "You are so good with children! Why don't you have any?" My husband died 3 months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 979

You deserved it 2 871

Renesaga 8

Sunday 19 September 2010 1:21

Did YOUR niece ask you why you can't spell "grammar"?

AliSama 17

Monday 23 February 2009 3:16

tell her because your going to marry rich!

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vannahannah20 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 8:45

that's sad man so sad that u son that's 4 can notice. but i appauld u for being a single dad. that's a full time job

h2icasis 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:14

its his niece which means brothers/sisters daughter not his son

Llama_Face89 33

Wednesday 13 February 2013 5:15

20- your stupidity astounds me.

krumi 13

Saturday 2 May 2015 23:03

Are you OK human?

Bamm_Bamm 0

Friday 8 January 2010 6:26

you shouldve asked her the same

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 26 January 2010 17:36

It's probably because you aren't flashing enough asscrack.

apfunction 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:31

#3 win.

toeknee33 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 7:10

nice

luis420 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 17:35

lol ydi for sucking at life

happyhak 5

Friday 7 May 2010 21:44

Did your niece also ask why your grammer sucks?

mailman1776 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 20:04

probably because you waste time on FML 24/7 HAHAHA

bryceizbombin 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 8:35

I swear #3's comment was way more funny then the actual pitiful fml that got posted.

Renesaga 8

Sunday 19 September 2010 1:21

Did YOUR niece ask you why you can't spell "grammar"?

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