Kids: Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the...

By ollie179 - 15/08/2011 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up the street and saw a neighbour's kid riding it. I marched up, gently lifted him off it, gave him a stern lecture about stealing and brought the tricycle back home. The cops then showed up. Apparently, the kid has an identical tricycle. FML

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By Emily - 06/07/2011 08:33 - Australia

Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2009 23:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home from work going over a railway-bridge, when a 12 year old boy standing at the bottom asks if I could help him carry his bike up, as he couldn't lift it. I did it for him, and was greeted on the other side by his father - who thought I was stealing it and hit me. FML

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By anonymous - 06/06/2013 04:14 - United States - Tehachapi

Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

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By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By shield1123 - 29/09/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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By Jjay08 - 26/04/2016 21:17 - United States - Miles City

Today, I discovered a purple BMX bike abandoned in my front yard. I wondered why it was there, until I looked over to discover that my own bike had been stolen. I guess they liked mine better. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:16

Think before you act. You never know what's really going on and can get in serious trouble when you do something like that lol. Besides let a kid ride regardless till he's done. Don't just kick him off xD.

TwitchingNebula 17

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:17

YDI. I understand the thought process, but you probably should have talked to the parents first.

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Youdrongo 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:19

Contrary to popular belief, toddlers are not all ruthless criminals.

MangoRico1 1

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:19

Pretty bad ass to a small child... Next time try checking your sources

laulauu_fml 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:20

YDI, you don't know that kid's parents. They could've pressed assault charges or anything.

fijianchick 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:20

Haha mom some crazy lady just stole my tricycle...

cupcakegirl93 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:21

"Gave him a stern lecture"? - If he is still riding a tricycle, he isn't old enough to Understand how to steal yet Understand a stern lecture!

eir64 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:44

Please. Kids steal in the daycare I work at all the time. It's not a matter of taking someone else's things, but getting something you like, which is something toddlers grasp frighteningly fast.

cupcakegirl93 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 6:01

If you read the FML carefully, the OP is saying she thought the kid stole (took) the tricycle... I am not saying he did. I am saying the same thing as you that kids don't know how to steal, it's a matter of curiosity to them, but in this case the kid is obviously not old enough to just go on the streets and ride back on the tricycle to his house...

asianpersuasian2 9

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:21

uhm, why would not go talk to this kids parents before you A. put your hands on them to "gently" lift him/her off the trike and B. take something from this child. That kid was not yours and it is not your responsibility nor your authority to just go and lecture someone else's child so you got what you deserved!